(I’m kidding, honey!)
Story from the Courier Mail:
Man leaps into river to escape wife’s nagging
A MAN jumped into a fast-flowing river because he couldn’t take his wife’s nagging anymore.
The Chinese truck driver, known as Zhou, and his wife were on a ferry on the Yangtze River when it all became too much for him, the Chongqing Evening Post reports.
Members of the ship’s crew saw the man suddenly run out of his cabin with his hands covering his ears, and shouting: “I can’t stand it any longer.”